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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:05:57 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I want to be where two particles collide at 99.999998% the speed of light. I want to see the small scale Big Bang. I want to witness the beginning of a universe. I want to see dark matter. I want to see new dimensions.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:08:49 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I&apos;m out.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:39:43 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&apos;Nother 30 day hold.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ve about had it.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 06:02:57 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>On this fine easter day, I got my big toe nail removed. It actually sucks...a lot.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:16:18 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I will never find solace in solitude.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:08:53 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>young girl get out of my mind, &lt;br /&gt;my love for you is way out of line,&lt;br /&gt;better run girl...&lt;br /&gt;you&apos;re much too young girl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;with all the charms of a woman,&lt;br /&gt;you&apos;ve kept the secret of your youth,&lt;br /&gt;you led me to believe you&apos;re old enough to give me love&lt;br /&gt;and now it hurts to know the truth&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ahahahaha &quot;you&apos;re just a baby in disguise&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I fucking love it!</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:36:19 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&quot;Emotionless&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Fucking Dick&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Ass Hole&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All synonymous with&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chris Naylor&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyone care to add some?</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:36:12 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I&apos;m slowly becoming more and more nervous.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 22:06:21 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>You like Salsa?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ma smack your butt!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 07:24:58 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Sailor Naylor</title>
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  <description>I did it. &lt;br /&gt;I fucking did it.&lt;br /&gt;I enlisted in the Navy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it took 17 hours at MEPS (Military entry processing station) but when i took the oath it all seemed like a dream. That moment was worth every minute of every hour I had spent there. I have never been so thrilled/proud with my own decision. After the second week of December I can dedicate myself to passing the PFT to be Special Warfare.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am so fucking stoked, I can&apos;t stop smiling.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:33:16 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>all this talk of &quot;CB&apos;s&quot; has been keeping me on edge.&lt;br /&gt;I used a more imaginative way to express what&apos;s been wrong with me...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://photobucket.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/JohnnyPoopAlot/Henry.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 06:37:51 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I hope the Navy doesn&apos;t use cotton balls for anything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can truly say that&apos;s my primary concern about enlisting.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 17:56:03 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I look at my friends journals, and they have nice pictures of themselves or something pretty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have a dead clown for a picture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He died doing what I love.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 19:44:34 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I thought you grew up.&lt;br /&gt;I thought you moved on.&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m over it, I have been since the day after.&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re not I see. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Take the pictures down, &lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m not a part of your life anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Brennan said that I harbor no ill feelings toward anyone.&lt;br /&gt;I think I found the exception.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 21:12:45 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I&apos;m going out to buy a Frank Sinatra CD.&lt;br /&gt;My back&apos;s gonna go out next.&lt;br /&gt;Maybe tonight, I will take my Centrum Silver and watch Jeopardy.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:32:34 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>strangers in the night&lt;br /&gt;exchanging glances&lt;br /&gt;wandering through the night&lt;br /&gt;what were the chances&lt;br /&gt;we will be in love &lt;br /&gt;before the night is throooough&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A little Frank Sinatra</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:23:29 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I have a beautful godson. I love him.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:59:03 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photobucket.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/JohnnyPoopAlot/Ifonly.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...If only.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2007 21:07:48 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>You had a tough day at the office,&lt;br /&gt;you come home,&lt;br /&gt;make yourself some dinner,&lt;br /&gt;smother your kids,&lt;br /&gt;pop in a movie,&lt;br /&gt;maybe you have a drink,&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s fun right?&lt;br /&gt;Wrong.&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t smother your kids.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2006 00:33:54 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>just got back from Christmas, I got sick. &lt;br /&gt;I think it was father or nephew who gave it to me but either way I had a friggen blast. Connor and I took the cutest picture together, I am giving him a piggy back ride and there is one where I taught him how to &quot;Stretch to the sky&quot; and he is doing it on my back and it&apos;s really funny. I love him.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2005 23:33:15 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2005 21:35:37 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>working on the mustang, a girl and in general...it feels good. Kind of like the real world.&lt;br /&gt;Can&apos;t wait to graduate, I really want to join the Marines as fast as I can but I screwed up and can&apos;t graduate early and do it. I really want to just jump like 5 years up the road and start my life. It would be super fun!</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 04:44:35 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>well fuck me, I always have a knack for choosing the most confusing girl out there.&lt;br /&gt;good one to me&lt;br /&gt;*thumbs up*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I guess I am sticking with it though. who knows...</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2005 23:03:41 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>so I like this girl, she is cute.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2005 03:53:25 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I am all that is mighty!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mighty GAY!</description>
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